Why are There So Much Mess in My House Hole?

Dear Uncle Dixer: Why are there so much mess in my house hole?

Answer: You have so much mess in your home because you think your home is a house hole. You think it is where you can just drop all sorts of everyday things into the hole and not hold them together in shelves, drawers and storage cupboards to make you home a household that holds the occupants, activities and the everyday things in their proper places. You wrote “house hole” in your question, it could be a typo or a Freudian slip. I took it as the latter case.